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Just a girl who enjoys video games, photography and sleeping. 19 and in love with music. Only sane because of books and dance.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

magic-myths-and-monsters:

demwinchestersboys:

captainlucifer:

dip-in-the-goo:

assbuttsinparis:

consultingjunkie-sherl:

watsonwinchesters:

deanwinchester-thedisneyprincess:

sociopathintheimpala:

ruinedchildhood:

shaunakly:

youflirtedwithsherlockholmes:

I don’t watch Supernatural and what
The fuck. Is going on.

Oh just your basic demon possession 

hey i’m lillith and ur watchn disney channel

gUYS SHE’S ACTUALLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL

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wHAT

Disney channel better watch the fuck out

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:

The girl who played Lela in the movie “Teen Beach Movie” played the angel Hael (who goes a bit crazy):

And Jessie’s dad (in the show Jessie) wAS DICK FUCKING ROMAN

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

DEZ FROM AUSTIN AND ALLY

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IS THAT KID WHO WISHED HE COULD BE INVISIBLE SO HE COULD SPY ON NAKED WOMEN

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also he was that one kid who called fred lame in scooby doo but that’s irrelevant

but guys don’t you remember

Carey Martin from The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody

IS SHERIFF JODY MILLS

but don’t forget one of the most overlooked ones

the dad on that dumbass show dog with a blog

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was the director on the supernatural episode ‘hollywood babylon’

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Was everyone from Disney Chanel like ‘Let’s go over to Supernatural.”

Yes. Yes they were…

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ALL FORGOT ABOUT ADAM

AGAIN

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.